Nobody knows where he came from. One day he just showed up.
One day he just showed up. He ate the neighbor’s flowers. Blocked two parking spaces. Stared at a delivery guy for forty minutes.
Nobody called the police. Look at him.
Scientists tried to study him once.
He stared at them.
THE STUDY WAS CANCELLED.
HE HAS A YARD.
Low Pollygone Bull lives there now.